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# The Mad House Newcastle

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## Posts
- [Bars with Food in Newcastle That Are Actually Worth Going To](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/bars-with-food-newcastle/): Sharing boards, hot dogs served fast, and pizza by the slice all work in a group's favour because nobody's waiting on a single plated main to arrive. If you're weighing up bars with food in Newcastle for a birthday, a hen do, or just a Friday with mates, book ahead. Weekend slots at both Dean Street and Pink Lane fill up fast, and turning up on spec is how you end up standing at the bar instead of eating at a table.
- [Karaoke Bars in Newcastle: Where to Actually Sing](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/karaoke-bars-newcastle/): Most people searching for karaoke bars in Newcastle actually want one of two different things: a pub-style open mic where anyone can grab the stage, or a private booth booked out just for their group. The second format, often called a karaoke box, started in Japan and has spread fast because it removes the audience from the equation entirely. You're singing for your own table, not a room full of strangers waiting for you to mess up the second verse. Knowing which one you actually want before you book saves you turning up to the wrong kind of night, especially if stage fright is part of the problem.
- [Work Functions in Newcastle: How to Plan a Night Out Your Team Will Talk About](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/work-functions-newcastle/): If you're searching for work functions in Newcastle, you've probably already sat through one too many beige conference rooms with a sad platter of sandwiches. A work night out doesn't have to feel like an extension of Monday's meeting. Here's what actually goes into planning one that people still bring up weeks later.
- [Work Christmas Party Venues in Newcastle: Book Early or Miss Out](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/christmas-party-venues-newcastle/): If you're hunting for a christmas party venue in Newcastle right now, you're already ahead of half the offices in the city. Most teams start thinking about it in November, discover every decent December Friday is taken, and end up somewhere with beige carpets and a playlist stuck on repeat. That's not us, and it doesn't have to be you either.
- [Bars on Newcastle Quayside: What’s Actually Worth Visiting](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/bars-newcastle-quayside/): Every weekend, thousands of visitors type "bars Newcastle Quayside" into their phones and walk toward the Tyne Bridge. The draw is obvious. The river, the bridges, the lights on the water, the buzz of a Sunday market that pulls crowds every single week. The Quayside is the Newcastle you have seen on postcards, and it is the natural first stop for anyone who does not know the city yet.
- [Birthday Party Venues in Newcastle: How to Book One That Doesn’t Let You Down](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/birthday-party-venues-newcastle/): Planning a birthday in Newcastle usually lands on one person, and that person ends up carrying the group chat, the deposits and the drama. We have watched plenty of birthday organisers sweat over venues that oversell and underdeliver, so we wrote the private hire guide we wish they had read first. This is everything that matters about birthday private hire Newcastle: what it costs, what you actually get, and how to lock in a venue that will not leave you apologising to your mates on the night. Proper parties, no nasty surprises.
- [Nightlife in Newcastle: What to Expect (And Where to Actually Go)](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/nightlife-in-newcastle/): Ask anyone in the UK where to go for a proper night out and Newcastle gets named early. The city has traded on a "big night out" reputation for decades, and unlike a lot of nightlife legends, this one still holds up. Whether you're visiting for a hen do, a stag weekend or just a Saturday with your mates, nightlife in Newcastle delivers the concentrated, walkable, friendly-on-the-street experience people travel for.
- [Planning a Hen Do in Newcastle? Here’s What You Actually Need to Know](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/hen-do-newcastle/): So you're the one organising the hen do. The bride wants Newcastle, you want a venue that won't make you look like a bad planner, and the group chat is already chaos. Hen do private hire Newcastle venues fall into two camps: places that hand you a generic package and wish you luck, and places that actually build the night around the bride. We're the second sort. Here's what you need to know before you book.
- [The Best Bars in Newcastle Upon Tyne: What Actually Makes Them Worth Your Time](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/newcastle-upon-tyne-bars/): Newcastle upon Tyne bars have a reputation that precedes them. The city was crowned the UK's favourite for a night out in a study by Get Licensed, scoring 8.19 out of 10. A separate HONOR survey placed it top in the UK for food, fashion, and nightlife combined.
- [Private Hire in Newcastle: How to Pick a Venue That Makes You Look Brilliant](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/private-hire-newcastle/): TL;DR
- [The Best Cocktail Bar in Newcastle? Here’s What Actually Makes the Difference](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/cocktail-bar-newcastle/): You've typed "cocktail bar Newcastle" into Google. The results are a mix of roundups, listicles, and bars you've already been to. None of them quite tell you what you actually want to know: what separates the great ones from the ones that serve you a warm Aperol Spritz in a dusty plastic cup and call it a night?
- [Bottomless Brunch Newcastle: The Honest Guide](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/bottomless-brunch-newcastle/): Everyone's done the maths at some point. You see "bottomless brunch newcastle" in a group chat, someone shares a link, and before anyone commits, there it is: "But is it actually worth it?"

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- [Book a Table](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/book-a-table/): Questions? Email us: iwishiwas@themadhousenewcastle.co.ukTel: 07735 826263 (Dean Street) · 07588 696824 (Pink Lane)
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- [Bottomless Brunch](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/bottomless-brunch/): The Mad House runs the most talked-about bottomless brunch in Newcastle city centre, across both our Pink Lane and Dean Street venues. For just £41.95 per person, you get 90 minutes of unlimited drinks paired with our infamous council tapas sharing board — a meal that is as chaotic and brilliant as we are.
- [Cocktails](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/pink-lane/cocktails/)
- [Food Menu](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/pink-lane/food-menu/)
- [Private Hire](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/pink-lane/private-hire/): Private Hire
- [Bottomless Brunch](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/pink-lane/bottomless-brunch/): 37 Pink Lane is where The Mad House story started — a compact, high-energy bar with a personality you will not find anywhere else in Newcastle city centre. The bottomless brunch here is exactly what you would expect: chaotic, brilliant, and genuinely unlike anything else in the city.
- [Pink Lane](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/pink-lane/): 37 Pink Lane is not the kind of bar you stumble past without noticing. Our Pink Lane venue is where The Mad House story started — a compact, high-energy cocktail bar that has become one of the most talked-about spots in Newcastle city centre. Eclectic decor, a bartending team who genuinely love what they do, and a crowd that is always up for a good time.
- [Cocktails](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/dean-street/cocktails/)
- [Food Menu](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/dean-street/food-menu/)
- [Private Hire](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/dean-street/private-hire/): PRIVATE HIRE AT DEAN STREET Hire The Mad House Dean Street for your next event. Whether it's a hen do, birthday party, stag night or work function, our private hire space can accommodate up to 50 guests.
Enjoy bespoke cocktail packages and a uniquely mad atmosphere in the heart of Newcastle. Enquire today for availability and pricing. Enquire Now ← Dean Street
- [Bottomless Brunch](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/dean-street/bottomless-brunch/): 10 Dean Street is our larger venue, and when it comes to bottomless brunch, that matters. With capacity for up to 150 guests, The Mad House Dean Street is the go-to choice for groups who want to do brunch properly — birthday parties, hen dos, work celebrations, and everyone in between.
- [Dean Street](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/dean-street/): 10 Dean Street sits in the heart of one of Newcastle's most storied streets — and The Mad House makes sure you know it is there. Our Dean Street venue brings the same irreverent energy as our Pink Lane original, but with more space, a bigger capacity, and its own unique character. If you have been searching for something genuinely different on Dean Street, this is it.
- [Venues](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/venues/): 10 Dean Street, NE1 1PG07735 826263
- [Christmas](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/private-hire/christmas/)
- [Work Functions](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/private-hire/work-functions/)
- [Birthday Party](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/private-hire/birthday-party/)
- [Hen Do](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/private-hire/hen-do/)
- [Private Hire](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/private-hire/): VENUE HIRE The perfect backdrop for any occasion Choose Your Event Type Hen Do Birthday Party Stag Night Work Functions Christmas Capacity: Up to 50 people Venues: Available at both Dean Street & Pink Lane Get in Touch
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## Products
- [Fun Glass](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/item/fun-glass/): Our quirky fun glass

## Venues
- [Pink Lane](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/venue/pink-lane/): 37 Pink Lane is not the kind of bar you stumble past without noticing. This is where The Mad House story started.
- [Dean Street](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/venue/dean-street/): 10 Dean Street sits in the heart of one of Newcastle's most storied streets, inside a listed building that has stood here since the late 1800s. The Mad House Dean Street replicates the energy of the Pink Lane original — but at larger scale.

## Organizers
- [Justin](https://themadhousenewcastle.co.uk/organizer/justin/)